Blatantly dismissive post by my cat 11-10-13

Have you ever noticed how stupid dogs are?

Me either. I don’t even notice them at all. They suck.

I mean, I’m barely aware that dogs exist. Why should I give a flying fuck? They show up sniffing around with their big wet noses and nudge you like a pig to shit! Disgusting! But then you give them a good bitch smack with the claws poppin’ and shiiiiiiit… you don’t see them for a week.

I then I forget their stupid asses ever existed.

What’s a dog? Huh? Who cares?

I’m a fucking cat!

Mortimer