From the files of Greggipedia: Hung Like Saddam

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Hung Like Saddam

Background Information

Members:

Roger Shitt - Rhythm Guitar, Lead Vocals

Saddam Salami - Bass

Sandy Monkey - Drums

Origin: Belleville, Indiana USA

Genres: Heavy Metal, Hardcore, slop-rock, “shit rock”

Years Active: 2007 - present

Labels: Not Bad, Dead Dictators, DYI International, Minor Investment Records

Hung Like Saddam is an american heavy metal band formed in 2007. Coming from a tiny Indiana town best known for its proximity to a rest area on I-70 west of Indianapolis, HLS became known for their poor playing techniques, unintelligible vocals and complete lack of artistic vision.

The only milestone in their record sales that sets them apart from all other bands is the record they hold for most refunded digital downloads. Most of which resulted from would be mustache-fetish-porn consumers who ordered their albums by mistake.

Songs like “Spider Hole” and “Swingin’ Dick” epitomize the sub-par writing, playing, performing and recording of Hung Like Saddam’s music for those unfortunate few who have had the tragic misfortune to experience it.

Their most recent album, “Babylonian Bologna” was released on Dec. 4, 2012 despite desperate pleas from their current label Minor Investment that they delay the release indefinitely to allow for “some deep soul searching....and possibly lessons...for the love of God.”